There once was a man who lived in a cave
The man in the cave was ever so brave
Every time he wanted a shave
He would leave the comfort of his cave
As he climbed out of his hole
He waved at his friends, rabbit and mole
Then the man remembered his goal:
To have a shave after leaving his hole
Now what is a shave? You may ask
For this man it is an everyday task
He wears a beard like he’s wearing a mask
‘But how does he take it off?’ You ask.
After the cave, the man carries on
He dances around whilst singing his song
‘My beard is oh so very long,
I’ll find a shaver and turn it on!’
A shaver was what the man was after
So he went to the place that was full of laughter
He met his friend, Bernie the Crafter
Who gave him the very thing he was after!
He took the shaver and jumped with joy
He looked just like a little boy
Dancing around with his new toy
Who thought a shaver could bring so much joy?
The man ran right back to his home
Dodging a tree and jumping a bone
Back in the cave the man was alone
But he didn’t mind, at least he was home!
He plugged his shaver into the wall
He switched it on then watched it fall
The beard, it fell and looked so small
A pile of hair was next to the wall
Soon the man could feel his face
So he opened up his mirrored case
As he looked into this place
He noticed the different look of his face!
‘The hair is gone, I see my chin!’
All the man could do was grin!
He threw all the hair into the bin
And sang again, ‘My chin! My chin!’
That was the man who lived in a cave
The man in the cave was ever so brave
He wanted to have a very nice shave
And so he did by leaving his cave!
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